nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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"If you love her, let her know. If you don’t, stop acting like you do."

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know